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Shard of the Monolith

Malphite is the Shard of the Monolith, a literal rock who stands as the ultimate counter to AD-heavy compositions. He's a simple, high-impact tank whose entire identity revolves around his game-changing ultimate, Unstoppable Force. In the hands of a smurf, Malphite is a lane-bully who transitions into the primary engage that wins every teamfight with a single button press. He doesn't need to outplay you with dashes; he just needs to out-stat you and press R.

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Champion Stats

Role	Tank / Mage
Difficulty	Low (2/10)
Blue Essence	225 BE

Why High-Elo Players Smurf with Malphite

Low elo players love picking 5 AD champions. They don't respect Malphite's armor scaling, often trying to 1v1 him when he has 300 armor and a Sunfire Aegis. They also clump up in teamfights, giving Malphite the 'wombo-combo' dream of a 5-man knockup. Most low elo players also don't respect his AP-burst potential if he decides to go a more aggressive build.

The Level 1 Cheese

🧀 First Blood Strategy

Start W. It makes your autos deal cleave damage and resets your auto-attack timer. If a melee champion tries to trade with you, Auto -> W -> Auto. Your passive shield will absorb most of their return damage, while your W-pumped hits will chunk them significantly.

The 'Pay-to-Win' Skin Advantage

'Mecha Malphite' has very distinct 'clunk' sounds that feel satisfying. 'Obsidian Malphite' makes him look even bigger, which can be intimidating. 'Shamrock Malphite' is the ultimate 'smurf' skin—it's rare and simple, signaling you've been playing for a long time. Avoid 'FPX Malphite' if you prefer a more traditional 'rock' feel.

When They Ban Malphite

Backup Pick: If Malphite is banned, Ornn for the tank/engage hybrid. Maokai for the CC-heavy jungle/top pressure. Garen for the simple stat-check dominance.

Rune Setup

Best Runes: Comet Malphite for lane poke (Q spam). Grasp Malphite for extended trades against other tanks. Secondary Manaflow Band is essential because Malphite's Q is expensive. Bone Plating for extra tankiness.

Skill Priority

Order:

Q → E → WMax Q first for the poke and movement speed steal—this is how you win lane. Max E second to cripple the enemy ADC's attack speed. W is maxed last for the passive armor and active damage.

Mastering Malphite's Kit

Q Seismic Shard

Seismic Shard. You throw a rock that deals damage and STEALS movement speed. Use this to kite or to set up for a jungler gank. It's your primary lane pressure tool.

W Thunderclap

Thunderclap. Active empowers your next auto and adds cleave damage. The passive triples your armor when your shield is up. Use this to trade effectively in melee range.

E Ground Slam

Ground Slam. You slam the ground, dealing damage based on armor and REDUCING enemy attack speed by up to 50%. This is your most broken basic ability against ADCs.

R Unstoppable Force

Unstoppable Force. You dash to an area, knocking everyone up. It cannot be interrupted. Mastery of the 'blind-spot R' (from fog of war) is key to winning games.

Matchup Tips

Vs Tryndamere

Easy Lane. You represent everything he hates. Your E reduces his attack speed, and your armor makes his crits useless. Just wait for his R to end, then Q him down.

Vs Jax

Skill Matchup. He is hybrid, so his magic damage can hurt. Max E to ruin his attack speed during his E-channel. Scale into the late game engage.

Vs Sion

Skill Matchup. It's a farm war. Whoever lands the better ultimate in teamfights wins. You out-damage him in short trades with Q-poke.

The Ego Check

WARNING: Stop using R on a single target when a teamfight is about to break out. Your ult is your team's primary engage; if you blow it on a support, the enemy 4-man can run you down. Also, don't forget to watch your Mana. A Malphite with no mana is just a target dummy.

When to Queue Dodge

Dodge if facing Sylas or Mordekaiser. Sylas will take your R and use it better than you can. Mordekaiser deals magic damage and will isolate you where your armor doesn't matter. Also dodge into heavy AP comps where your armor scaling is wasted.

Teamfight Role

Your job is simple: hit the most priority targets with your R. Wait for the enemy backline to clump or for someone to step out of position. Once you land the knockup, spam E to reduce their attack speed and W to shred them. You are the wall that the enemy team must break through.

The 'Disrespect' Build

Full AP Malphite. Luden's -> Shadowflame -> Rabadon's. Your R has a massive AP ratio. You will literally delete the enemy ADC in 0.5 seconds with R-E-Q. It's high risk because you're squishy, but the emotional damage to the enemy team is immeasurable.

Power Windows

Level 6 is your biggest spike. Before 6, you are a poke-bot. After 6, you are a threat to everyone on the map. First item completion (Sunfire or Iceborn) makes you unkillable for most AD champions.

Tilt Factor

Type 'Rock Solid' in all-chat after every successful R-engage. Emote '?' when the enemy Zed tries to combo you and deals 0 damage to your armor. Nothing tilts an AD carry more than being unable to play the game because a rock is sitting on them.

Safety Tips

Safety isn't an accident. It's a deliberate process. By the time you log in, the account is already 'cleared' by Riot's systems.

Value Proposition

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40,000+ Blue Essence is a massive head start on any account. Build a tournament-ready roster without spending another cent.

Malphite is the ultimate counter to the AD carry. He's simple, reliable, and game-changing. Learn to manage your mana, hit the big ultimates, and be the Unstoppable Force your team needs.

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