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Updated January 21, 2026

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the Swift Scout

Teemo is the Swift Scout, the most iconic and frustrating champion in the game. He specializes in 'global taunt' psychology, using his Blinding Dart (Q) to neutralize auto-attackers and his Noxious Traps (R) to turn the map into a minefield. For a smurf, Teemo is a tool of pure psychological warfare. His ability to tilt the entire enemy team by being 'everywhere' while remaining invisible (P) makes him a unique threat that wins games through attrition.

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Champion Stats

Role	Marksman / Mage
Difficulty	Moderate (6/10)
Blue Essence	225 BE

Why High-Elo Players Smurf with Teemo

Low elo players don't buy Sweepers (Oracle Lens). They will walk into your shrooms repeatedly, dying to poison before they even see you. They also fail to respect his level 1-2 poison damage, often losing half their HP to a simple AA-Q harass. A smurf can place shrooms in specific pathing locations (like jungle entrances and objectives) to create a guaranteed winning map state.

The Level 1 Cheese

🧀 First Blood Strategy

Start E (Toxic Shot). Build your poison damage and harass the enemy whenever they walk up to last hit. Level 2 with Q (Blinding Dart) allows you to completely stop their trade. Your early lane presence is notoriously annoying and effective at forcing early backs.

The 'Pay-to-Win' Skin Advantage

'Beemo' is the definitive smurf skin—the 'buzz' sounds and the bee aesthetic are purely tilting. 'Little Devil Teemo' is a high-tier 'truth' choice. 'Omega Squad Teemo' offers amazing special ops animations. Avoid 'Badger Teemo' as it's a basic recolor.

When They Ban Teemo

Backup Pick: If Teemo is banned, Heimerdinger offers a similar 'summon-and-frustrate' profile. Quinn for the ranged kiting and map pressure. Singed for the 'run-away-and-poison' tilt gameplay.

Rune Setup

Best Runes: Press the Attack is the best choice for maximizing your 1v1 damage and kiting. Dark Harvest is an alternative for massive shroom-scaling. Secondary Sorcery with Manaflow Band and Transcendence to spam your shrooms more frequently.

Skill Priority

Order:

E → Q → WMax E first—it's your primary damage source and makes your auto-attacks a nightmare. Max Q second for the increased blind duration. Max W last as the movement speed is sufficient with levels.

Mastering Teemo's Kit

Q Blinding Dart

Blinding Dart. Teemo fires a dart that deals magic damage and blinds the target, causing their basic attacks to miss. This is your primary defensive and dueling tool.

W Move Quick

Move Quick. Passive: Teemo gains movement speed if he hasn't been hit by a champion/tower. Active: He gains double the bonus for a short duration. Use this to kite and maintain distance.

E Toxic Shot

Toxic Shot. Teemo's basic attacks deal bonus magic damage on hit and extra damage over time. This makes him one of the best harassers in the top lane.

R Noxious Trap

Noxious Trap. Teemo tosses a mushroom that becomes invisible and explodes when an enemy walks over it, dealing damage and slowing. Use these as wards and zone control.

Matchup Tips

Vs Tryndamere

Easy Matchup (if played right). You can blind him every time he tries to E-AA you. Your poison will tick him down while he's in his R. Just play safely and don't get dove.

Vs Garen

Easy Matchup. He has no way to reach you if you kite correctly. Save your Q for when he tries to Q-silence you. He will be forced to back or die to shrooms.

Vs Yorick

Hard Matchup. His ghouls and Maiden can out-push you and his cage (W) is a death sentence. You have to win the early poke or he will take your tower by level 7.

The Ego Check

WARNING: Stop wasting your Q for random poke! Save it for when the enemy tries to trade or engage. If you blind a Yi or Tryndamere at the right time, you win; if you waste it, you die. Also, don't just throw shrooms on top of the enemy—place them in the paths they *will* take. Also, remember to stay still to go invisible!

When to Queue Dodge

Dodge if facing heavy 'sweep' or 'long-range poke' comps with Rengar (who can jump on you) or Xerath who can destroy you from afar. Also dodge into Ryze or Cassiopeia who can out-damage and out-range your blind.

Teamfight Role

In teamfights, you are a zone-defense carrying machine. Pre-shroom the area around the objective. During the fight, focus on blinding the enemy's primary auto-attacker. Stay at the edge of the fight, using your W to reposition and your Q to peel. You are the hidden danger that turns a fight into a slow death.

The 'Disrespect' Build

Full AP 'Minefield' Teemo. Liandry's Anguish -> Demonic Embrace -> Rabadon's Deathcap. With this build, one shroom will take 70% of a squishy's health. It's hilarious to see an enemy flee from a fight only to die to a mushroom in a random bush. Maximum BM, high-risk.

Power Windows

Level 1-2 is your strongest 'piss-off' window. Level 6 is your map-control spike. Your biggest item spike is reaching Nashor's Tooth and Liandry's, which turns your auto-attacks and shrooms into massive threats.

Tilt Factor

Type 'Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code!' in all-chat after a shroom kill. Spam the 'laugh' emote while invisible near a low-HP enemy. The sight of a Teemo appearing from thin air to Q-Ignite is a psychological trigger for rage-quitting.

Safety Tips

Safety isn't an accident. It's a deliberate process. By the time you log in, the account is already 'cleared' by Riot's systems.

Value Proposition

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Teemo is the master of scoutcraft. Master your shroom placement, use your invisibility for the perfect ambush, and be the scout who turns the entire map into a nightmare for the enemy team. Hut-two-three-four!

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